Luke Mauer

Chief Something Officer

Luke is the unathletic equivalent of a Brad Pitt/Ben Affleck hybrid, minus all of the good features and replaced by something drawn by a 4 year old.

Luke's extensive knowledge on movies had his movie segment banned before airing due to ONE (1) bad review in 29 years.

While Luke is not recording he is working as a Manager of FP&A where he makes up numbers and presents them with confidence, daring the general public to question him.

Luke can also be found on weekends signing autographs as Michael Phelps where the resemblance starts and ends at physique only.  Luke cannot swim.